Joshua Plumtree
Approaching perfection from a distance.
According to lovely Dr Hilary on Radio 2 most of us Brits don't eat nearly enough processed meat to get anywhere near the level that The WHO thinks is dangerous. So you're all a bunch of lightweights! 
Plus - most beef burgers and sausages in this country are made from real meat, so don't qualify.

Plus - most beef burgers and sausages in this country are made from real meat, so don't qualify.
