Haven't got a corkscrew?

[jefmcg]

rumour was that there was a giant wine supertanker filling up at absolutely anywhere on the Med that had a local glut before the vile liquid was pumped into bottles for the unsuspecting public.

Don't know about that, but I have certainly seen tanker semis/artics in South Eastern Australia (Glenrowan region, if you care) that had "Lindeman's" emblazoned on it. Apparently taking up any unused grapes from local wineries. As this was the 90s, probably mostly chardonnay.

 

[jefmcg]

A sensual and organic shape: They probably mixed it up with the vibrators they sell. Now knocking the end off with a vibrator would be decadent, if you see what I mean.

hmmm

 

[Hyslop]

How can you claim to be a serious cyclist without one of these for £121 + change?

(but yeah, if you haven't got a cork screw, just make sure to get a screwtop)

Absolutely superb article on the Campag corkscrew(£132),apparently now "available to the masses"in this months Cycling A ctive(thankyou W H Smiths free reading service)As if!