So, this has happened to me twice now, the latest being this morning:
1. A couple months ago I was sat on my bike, waiting for the lights to go right at Victoria Embankment in London. I have several cyclists next to me so I decide to let them race on while I bring up the rear. Off I go and one cyclist appears to my left trying to undertake me and another jumps off the pavement to my right and overtakes me so I muttered some expletive which Mr Under-taker takes exception to and begins a debate. I explained the problem and instead of addressing that, he counters with 'At least I wasn't cycling on the pavement like you were earlier'. Unable to think what he's referring to, I deny this and point at my helmet camera and explain my whole journey (including his error) has been recorded. He continues to argue this point while we're cycling at speed in heavy traffic so I shout a few expletives and ride ahead (he's on a Boris bike, I'm on a Brompton so no contest there). Later, I realised the pavement he was referring to was the the cycle path section of the pavement on the corner of Westminster Bridge next to St Thomas'. Doh!
2. This morning, I'm cycling down Horseferry Road to turn right into Smith Square, I wait for a car to pass before I turn but see a cyclist to my right cut the corner in front of the car to get ahead. Just a bit ahead, the cyclist then stops at the square and ushers 2 pedestrians across his path and mine. The pedestrians were the 'I'll cross and not bother to look' types so I called him dangerous. Coming out of the square to turn right on to Tufton St, he cuts another corner to get ahead again and asks me (while we're cycling) what I said.
Me: I think you're a dangerous cyclist
Him: Why?
Me: You shouldn't usher pedestrians across the road, you don't know what's behind you
Him: I was going slowly
Me: So? (and we cycle on)
We come to a stop next to Westminster Abbey and he continues:
Him: And another thing [I roll my eyes] if the pedestrians are crossing, you have to stop...
Me: I'm not having a conversation with you while I'm in the road.
Him: ...it's in the highway code. Come on, they're pedestrians, you have to let them cross.
Me: [Unable to resist the bait] Even if they don't look? It's also in the highway code that they have to look before crossing.
Him: No, it isn't
Me: Actually, it is.
We then part our ways.
Both times, it's been posh-ly accented middle aged men unable to admit they're in the wrong and to compound their mistakes, they want a full on discussion whilst actually cycling. I know, I shouldn't say anything and if they start, I need to ignore it but ay-karrumba it's difficult!
1. A couple months ago I was sat on my bike, waiting for the lights to go right at Victoria Embankment in London. I have several cyclists next to me so I decide to let them race on while I bring up the rear. Off I go and one cyclist appears to my left trying to undertake me and another jumps off the pavement to my right and overtakes me so I muttered some expletive which Mr Under-taker takes exception to and begins a debate. I explained the problem and instead of addressing that, he counters with 'At least I wasn't cycling on the pavement like you were earlier'. Unable to think what he's referring to, I deny this and point at my helmet camera and explain my whole journey (including his error) has been recorded. He continues to argue this point while we're cycling at speed in heavy traffic so I shout a few expletives and ride ahead (he's on a Boris bike, I'm on a Brompton so no contest there). Later, I realised the pavement he was referring to was the the cycle path section of the pavement on the corner of Westminster Bridge next to St Thomas'. Doh!
2. This morning, I'm cycling down Horseferry Road to turn right into Smith Square, I wait for a car to pass before I turn but see a cyclist to my right cut the corner in front of the car to get ahead. Just a bit ahead, the cyclist then stops at the square and ushers 2 pedestrians across his path and mine. The pedestrians were the 'I'll cross and not bother to look' types so I called him dangerous. Coming out of the square to turn right on to Tufton St, he cuts another corner to get ahead again and asks me (while we're cycling) what I said.
Me: I think you're a dangerous cyclist
Him: Why?
Me: You shouldn't usher pedestrians across the road, you don't know what's behind you
Him: I was going slowly
Me: So? (and we cycle on)
We come to a stop next to Westminster Abbey and he continues:
Him: And another thing [I roll my eyes] if the pedestrians are crossing, you have to stop...
Me: I'm not having a conversation with you while I'm in the road.
Him: ...it's in the highway code. Come on, they're pedestrians, you have to let them cross.
Me: [Unable to resist the bait] Even if they don't look? It's also in the highway code that they have to look before crossing.
Him: No, it isn't
Me: Actually, it is.
We then part our ways.
Both times, it's been posh-ly accented middle aged men unable to admit they're in the wrong and to compound their mistakes, they want a full on discussion whilst actually cycling. I know, I shouldn't say anything and if they start, I need to ignore it but ay-karrumba it's difficult!