Having a woman is a bit like owning a dog.

[BigonaBianchi]

Ok..it was just meant to be a bit of fun but not wanting to offend etc it's gone.

 

[theclaud]

I read this online.

As an explanation of your reason for posting it here, this one is off the crapometer...

 

[Arrowfoot]

" Shoot the messenger" - read that online as well.

 

[GetAGrip]

I really should be Well... erm... Oh, to be honest I can't be ar...d. I'm going to go and put the kettle on instead

 

[Cush]

I can get into enough trouble on my own with out others egging me on.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

i was going to show this the wife , but that would require her coming out of the kitchen.


(somewhere in the back of my head i can hear Les Dawson and the 1970's wife jokes surfacing)

 

[Mugshot]

What about walnut trees?

 

[TheDoctor]

Ok..it was just meant to be a bit of fun but not wanting to offend etc it's gone.

Nice one.

 

[Crackle]

I missed the link so I'm going to have to guess at the similarities.

Are they always happy to see you?
Do they need regular excercise?
Worming?
De-Fleeing?

No? See, I'm rubbish at this sort of thing.

I'll go and make a coffee instead. "Dog! Make me a coffee".... That doesn't work either, still at least the dog won't clout me fairly hard for it.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Not the same as a dog but my wife is a real Fox ,,,,,, big bushy tail and full of fleas

 

[biggs682]

my women does not cock her leg up trees

 

[Archie_tect]

Mrs A_T is bone-gnaw-fido

{door>>>>>]

 

[ufkacbln]

Why bicycles are better than women

... and for fairness...

Why bicycles are better than men

 

[Lisa21]

Ok..it was just meant to be a bit of fun but not wanting to offend etc it's gone.

Thats a bit ruff BB.............