XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
I have just ordered a tonne of paving slabs from Wickes. It turns out that I will have to carry them down my perfectly good driveway to my back garden myself.
I found this out when I asked the woman on the phone if the driver could give me a call before he arrives so I can move my car off my perfectly good driveway so that he can reverse the flatbed down the aforementioned perfectly good driveway and lift the slabs directly into the back yard.
"Oh no", she said, "He can't do that. He can deliver them onto your driveway, but he can't go down it".
"Why in the name of all things holy not? It's a perfectly good driveway!"
Then, she muttered the most unpopular, unnecessary phrase in the entire English language ...
"Health and safety, I'm afraid! (I think I detected a certain glee in her voice) We're not allowed to drive onto your property".
"But, I ... you ... health and fuc... What???!!"
"I'm sorry, but it's a health and safety risk."
Now has the world gone utterly mad or what?!!!
I found this out when I asked the woman on the phone if the driver could give me a call before he arrives so I can move my car off my perfectly good driveway so that he can reverse the flatbed down the aforementioned perfectly good driveway and lift the slabs directly into the back yard.
"Oh no", she said, "He can't do that. He can deliver them onto your driveway, but he can't go down it".
"Why in the name of all things holy not? It's a perfectly good driveway!"
Then, she muttered the most unpopular, unnecessary phrase in the entire English language ...
"Health and safety, I'm afraid! (I think I detected a certain glee in her voice) We're not allowed to drive onto your property".
"But, I ... you ... health and fuc... What???!!"
"I'm sorry, but it's a health and safety risk."
Now has the world gone utterly mad or what?!!!