Heard a fantasic retort today...

[janm399]

Ah, yes; a few chavs on MTBs shouted "are you gay" at me on my way home. I was in a good mood, so I said, "yeah and I'm also faster than you... RUN!". Cue chav popping up and down like mad on a full-susp MTB.

 

[BentMikey]

I think it could be better, something along the lines of "I'm not attracted to you, stop asking!"

If there's two guys and one called out a gay comment, then "Nah, you're ugly but I like your boyfriend".

 

[Twiggy]

There is always the brutally honest.

"yes"

 

[downfader]

There is always the brutally honest.

"yes"

I said that once to a lad at work because he was being a pain, and the grabbed his arse in front of the crowded restaurant where we worked. He shot so high up in the air it was hysterical