Helen Mirren in her bathers

[Cycling Naturalist]

Suddenly all of that spam selling Viagra makes sense....

A complete waste of money for those who've downloaded the Daily Mail picture of Helen.

 

[yenrod]

I'll never forget HM in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover - great for an adoloescent boy!

 

[Night Train]

I'm not really into Helen Mirren. Can't really see what the fuss is about. Jenny Seagrove is more my interest.

 

[girofan]

Even The Times had convened a panel of experts* to discuss them.


*several drooling middle aged men and one sniffy feminist to give balance.

Looks like I belong in the first category. I would!! Would you?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Looks like I belong in the first category. I would!! Would you?

Well, if the alternative is being a sniffy feminist, I don't think I'd have much choice.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Has anyone mentioned Felicity yet?

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/image/Felicity-Kendal_62382.jpg

Edit: It's the eyes that does it!!!

Growl....

 

[yenrod]

Has anyone mentioned Felicity yet?

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/image/Felicity-Kendal_62382.jpg

Edit: It's the eyes that does it!!!

Its a pair of 'eyes' that attact me about a woman i can guarantee you that !

 

[Keith Oates]

Do you mean eyes or ayes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Do you mean eyes or ayes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helen's covering up her eyes in the photo, so Yenners will have to force himself to look elsewhere.

 

[Over The Hill]

You lot have just about covered it except......

Has she got a daughter??





(thinks for a while)



Has she got a grand-daughter

 

[Dayvo]

You lot have just about covered it except......

Has she got a daughter??

(thinks for a while)



Has she got a grand-daughter

No kids, just lovely twins!

 

[yello]

You're all kidding right?

 

[Dayvo]

You're all kidding right?

What! You wouldn't?

You've got to be kidding, if you think we are!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

You're all kidding right?

Look, they've moved in with me, so just lay off will you.

 

[yello]

Hey, all yours. No complaints there. Personally, I prefer someone a little less octogenarian!