Helen Mirren in her bathers

[ComedyPilot]

Juh reckon shes got droopy boobs ?

She's got REAL boobs. Not some pumped up silicone jobs that look like a couple of footballs shoved up the jumper.

Besides, plastic tits (that's what they are) are just a high tech version of a girl shoving wads of kleenex in her bra before a first date. I think a poll would settle the plastic vs real debate.

 

[Dayvo]

She should be the next Bond girl perhaps.....

I'd just be happy if she could be my next girl!

 

[Chuffy]

She's got REAL boobs. Not some pumped up silicone jobs that look like a couple of footballs shoved up the jumper.

Besides, plastic tits (that's what they are) are just a high tech version of a girl shoving wads of kleenex in her bra before a first date. I think a poll would settle the plastic vs real debate.

Might come in handy....

For those of us without so many grey hairs there is, of course, the delicious Cake Winslet, for whom clothes are naught but a temporary encumbrance.

 

[yello]

She's at least the right side of 50!

If I'm going to pull me pud then it's going to be thinking of someone whose not going to be dribbling over themselves and wearing incontinence pants within the next 5 years.