Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Disgruntled Goat, 3 Jan 2008.
Do pigs have belly buttons?
Why is fog?
Do pigs have belly buttons? No they have pork balls.
Why is fog? Because it is cheaper than smog.
Yes and pigs have six or eight nipples too. Wish I'd married one.
My wife says she did.
Why would you want to marry a pig because of the eight nip-nips? You only have two hands.
Bet RR's wife says the same
Fog is just a cloud that doesn't leave the ground.
That explains what it is, not why
What happened to the F in fog? Just snow around here.
Fog is because clouds are tired and can't fly.
Fog is because the sun is mostly blocked by higher water vapour. It can heat the ground up enough to warm it and release vapour but not enough to force the water vapour into the upper hemisphere.
However, for a 5yo I agree that the "a cloud that can't fly" is a very good answer !
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