Help - Questions from my 5 yo!

[Disgruntled Goat]

Do pigs have belly buttons?

Why is fog?

 

[domtyler]

Do pigs have belly buttons?

Why is fog?

Do pigs have belly buttons? No they have pork balls.

Why is fog? Because it is cheaper than smog.

 

[domtyler]

Next.

 

[Globalti]

Yes and pigs have six or eight nipples too. Wish I'd married one.

 

[graham56]

Yes and pigs have six or eight nipples too. Wish I'd married one.

My wife says she did.

 

[domtyler]

Yes and pigs have six or eight nipples too. Wish I'd married one.

Why would you want to marry a pig because of the eight nip-nips? You only have two hands.

 

[Blue]

My wife says she did.

Bet RR's wife says the same

 

[tdr1nka]

Fog is just a cloud that doesn't leave the ground.


T x

 

[urbanfatboy]

Fog is just a cloud that doesn't leave the ground.


T x

That explains what it is, not why

 

[graham56]

Do pigs have belly buttons?

Why is og?

What happened to the F in fog? Just snow around here.

 

[Melvil]

Fog is because clouds are tired and can't fly.

There.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Fog is because the sun is mostly blocked by higher water vapour. It can heat the ground up enough to warm it and release vapour but not enough to force the water vapour into the upper hemisphere.

However, for a 5yo I agree that the "a cloud that can't fly" is a very good answer !