It's a great name for a sportive... when I'm older I fancy designing a sportive held entirely on cobbles where riders waste each other's time with pointless monologues. I'll call it "The fillibuster nut cluster buster".
I'll organise the short route for overweight cyclists and/or those with inadequately supportive sports bras, simply titled "The Cobble Wobble"
*Logistically both of these are hard to organise due to lack of cobbles linked into sections long enough for a decent ride in the UK. There is a small cobble section at end of the HHB up old Hemel High Street, but its one way so you cant even ride it in a loop. See also climb out off Filey beach front.
Not heard yet whether HHB is going ahead or moving dates (again) given its scheduled for the day before Boris's new unlocking date