Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
I think the Australian site here has it just about right:
Creme Anglaise: French showing-off custard.
Crudite: Raw veg served as a snack to dunk into a sauce like a garlic mayo. Used to punish small Parisian children when they are bad; nothing scares a small French child more than the prospect of raw carrot when it means they will miss the cheese trolley.
Cuisson: French for "cooking" but used by chefs to sound wiser when they talk about something being perfectly cooked, eg: "Be careful with your cuisson on those French fries Albert".
Degustation: Lots of small courses served one after another, like a prison sentence.
Hors d'oeuvre: Little snacks served with drinks. Incorrectly referred to in the plural. There is no plural – just like there is no plural of sheep.
