Hi! I'm a Scorpio..

[PeteXXX]

Scorpio.. The traits and characteristics of independence and self-reliance are strong in the Scorpio personality. They like to forge their own path in life and and don't like to ride on the coat-tails of others.


Twaddle and codswallop

 

[snorri]

Maybe yes, maybe no, you never can be 100% sure .

 

[Markymark]

Star signs are a load of old bollocks, but I would say that........typical Sagittarius.

 

[jefmcg]

Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.

 

[PeteXXX]

Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Should end well then

 

[Dirk]

Us Scorpios are amazing! The name says it all:

S for seductive
C for cerebral
O for original
R for reactive
P for passionate
I for intuitive
O for outstanding

 

[jefmcg]

Sagittarius

Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers

PS happy birthday!

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.

You've obviously met him then

 

[gavroche]

Scorpions have a sting in their tails so beware.

 

[NorthernDave]

Scorpio.. The traits and characteristics of independence and self-reliance are strong in the Scorpio personality. They like to forge their own path in life and and don't like to ride on the coat-tails of others.

Twaddle and codswallop

I always thought it odd that approx 1/12th of the worlds population share exactly the same character traits and good / bad luck based on the date they were born on.
So that horoscope in the paper applies to you and about 5 million other people in the UK alone. Perhaps you're all going to meet a tall handsome stranger on the bus to work?

 

[jefmcg]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dp2Zqk8vHw

 

[derrick]

Twaddle and codswallop

You answerd your own question.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You answerd your own question.

42?

 

[derrick]

42?

That's the answer to everything

 

[Ratchet Cat]

I like Jasper Carrots take on astrology. When asked what star sign he is, he answers " I'm pisces as in off." Pronounced as p... Keys.