Hi, I'm not new.

[redjedi]

Never answer the question "Do I look fat?" with the word "Yes".

But always give an answer. Staring blankly at her then walking away doesn't go down too well.

 

[theclaud]

See a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[redjedi]

Don't talk to strange geysers in the dark. Probably not do-able where you are CM.

Good advice, these weirdos are always best avoided

 

[Gerry Attrick]

If you want to know the time, ask a policeman.

 

[cookiemonster]

From my own experience, don't sneeze with a mouthful of Rice Krispies!

 

[papercorn2000]

Don't wear socks and sandals...

 

[another_dave_b]

Never put off till tomorrow, things you can do today.

 

[Aperitif]

Measure twice and cut once. (Unless the cake fits in your gob in one hit!)

 

[yello]

Don't ride bikes, they are dangerous.

That's true you know. I was mugged by a hybrid once.

 

[Kirstie]

If the wind changes you'll stay like that.

 

[swee'pea99]

Many a mickle maks a muckle

 

[tdr1nka]

Don't eat any coloured snow, Eg: red, green, brown, etc.

 

[phaedrus]

Never put off till tomorrow, things you can do today put off until the day after tomorrow.

Corrected.

 

[Dayvo]

If something's too difficult to do, then it's not worth doing (Homer Simpson).

 

[tdr1nka]

I believe so.