Hidden Talents

[welsh dragon]

Aye....keep it credible please @tyred

Oh dear I am crying with laughter. Don't we all think we look better and can still do everything we used to just as well if not even better ?

 

[tyred]

Aye....keep it credible please @tyred

The one thing I have got better at as I get older is washing and drying my hair. Only takes about two minutes flat now, used to take much longer as a teenager.

 

[welsh dragon]

The one thing I have got better at as I get older is washing and drying my hair. Only takes about two minutes flat now, used to take much longer as a teenager.

Please. DOn't make me laugh any more. My brother says it just means he has more face to wash.

 

[rbreid]

My memory has got much better....................Well more selective

 

[welsh dragon]

My memory has got much better....................Well more selective

So has mine. I think. I can't quite remember.

 

[tyred]

Of course, nowadays, I'm able to climb out of my playpen no matter how many times mum puts me back into it.

 

[welsh dragon]

Of course, nowadays, I'm able to climb out of my playpen no matter how many times mum puts me back into it.

All on your own. Wow that is an achievement.

 

[tyred]

All on your own. Wow that is an achievement.

Even better than that, from the age of 30, I have been able to read my own bedtime story. I am a genius.

 

[welsh dragon]

Even better than that, from the age of 30, I have been able to read my own bedtime story. I am a genius.

That is just downright scary. Can you read joined up writing ?

 

[vernon]

I would get a piano for my wife.If i could find someone who wanted rid of a piano.

What's it worth for me not to send a print out of this by recorded delivery to your wife

 

[vernon]

Oh dear I am crying with laughter. Don't we all think we look better and can still do everything we used to just as well if not even better ?

The older I get the better I was.

 

[welsh dragon]

The older I get the better I was.

But of course. If we do something we haven't done for years we think it will be a piece of cake, until we have a go and then we find out just how pitiful we are. It cant possibly be because I am getting old (er).

 

[donnydave]

The football one. A friend had the rugby one, I didn't like it.

I've still got some of my Subbuteo stuff.

Dammit I've just realised.... I had loads of subbuteo stuff when I was younger, I used to get new teams for christmas and birthday presents. I got bored of it and it was sold but I was still quite young and it's only just occurred to me that I didn't see any of the money, my Dad must have kept it all!

 

[classic33]

Resulting in an exponential rise in body weight followed by increased consumption resulting in another "Big Bang" and the end of civilisation as we know it.Just another wafer thin mint sir?

Or maybe a call to dyno rod, to clear the blockage!!

 

[Fnaar]

I reckon I could fart Jeremiah Clarke's Trumpet Voluntary, but I've never really tried .