Dialup?
You've upgraded from telex?
Why are you not using writing hand written notes with a fountain pen on the finest calf's skin vellum and then having them hand delivered by the Butler?
Vernon....
Telex?.... your standards are slipping
Why are you not using writing hand written notes with a fountain pen on the finest calf's skin vellum and then having them hand delivered by the Butler?
Because there's none of my friends and only two of my surviving relatives who can read Yiddish.
OkFOUNTAIN pen?