Hipsters in London's Snowy London

[Radius]

Braved the snow with a mate yesterday for my first ride back in London

 

[Aperitif]

Huh!
I suppose you've learned yourself how to boil pasta, lost all yer cutlery, broken the rubber on the communal Rizzla roll-up machine, counted the bugs hopping across your pillow and generally lived a life of debauchery then Jack?

Welcome back.

(Still got the plastic bike then)

 

[Radius]

I suppose you've learned yourself how to boil pasta,

Check

lost all yer cutlery

Definitely check

broken the rubber on the communal Rizzla roll-up machine

Uncheck. Smoke? Me?

counted the bugs hopping across your pillow

Uncheck, rather I've counted the number of stickers that read: "Warning, Asbestos" around the building...

and generally lived a life of debauchery

Well, it's had its moments.

Welcome back.

Danke

(Still got the plastic bike then)

Less plastic than that Look bollicks you pootle around on!

 

[Aperitif]

Good ole Jack! Now get back to LGFSS - AKA 'mine's lime green what's yours like?' etc and leave the oldies here with pipe and slippers...

 

[Landslide]

No polo, no talk.

 

[Radius]

No London, no talk.

 

[Landslide]

Touche.

 

[Radius]

Je vois tout.