Hit head on tonight by Dozy Bird

[J4CKO]

Pheasants, so stupid even Toffs can get them.

 

[Andy 71]

Maybe the pheasant didn't 'see' you.

You can bet your bottom dollar that when the next edition of the Highway Code is published, there'll be no mention of this under the 'Rules for Pedestrians and Pheasants' section, but a specific new rule for cyclists.

 

[charliesurf]

Altura Night Vision (now Sh1te Vision)

 

[HJ]

Aye they are bred for stupidity, it makes them easier to shoot...