HMHB Random lyric generator

[TVC]

As it says in the title. A little Friday night poetry from the Wirrel.

http://www.chrisrand.com/random-hmhb/

 

[TVC]

A-tisket, a-tasket, a Pashley with a basket
Behold Hermione, Little Miss Poundbury
I used to hanker after her when days were merrier
Before the ground floor flat West Highland Terrier
Kathleen Ferrier tickets in the post
All them Lib Dems done gone to Cropredy
Tories to Cornbury
As for me, I'll take the TGV to Zurich and jump off the roof of Dignitas
And leave a note saying:
"Here lies the bloke, the only bloke in Harpurhey
Who wasn't at the Lesser Free Trade Hall"
Y'all, think on
While you're capturing the zeitgeist
They're widening the motorway

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Too many psychopaths
Not enough cycle paths
Too many psychopaths
Not enough cycle paths

 

[TVC]

This particular verse runs round my head regularly.

Oh I've been here and I've been there
In me Joy Division oven gloves
I've been to a post-punk postcard fair
In me Joy Division oven gloves
Ooh ooh Nagasaki towpath
Ooh ooh tickling the Laird
Ooh ooh checking out the Quantocks
In me Joy Division oven gloves
In me Joy Division oven gloves

 

[smutchin]

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
It generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind
And that's what life's about

 

[Shaun]

All my lazy teenage boasts are now high precision ghosts
And they're coming round the track to haunt me.
When she looks at me and laughs I remind her of the facts
I'm the king of rock 'n' roll completely
Up from suede shoes to my baby blues
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
The dream helps you forget you ain't never danced a step
You were never fleet of foot, hippy.
All the pathos you can keep for the children in the street
For the vision I have had is sweeping
New broom, this room, sweep it clean
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
High kickin' dandy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;
Long legged candy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;
Now my rhythm ain't so hot, but it's the only friend I've got
I'm the king of rock 'n' roll completely
All the pretty birds have flown now I'm dancing on my own
I'm the king of rock 'n' roll completely
Up from, suede shoes to my baby blues
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
High kickin' dandy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;
Long legged candy, fine figure fine cut a fine figure fine oh yeah ;
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque

 

[smutchin]

I tried to explain the concept of Joy Division oven gloves to someone only yesterday. They didn't seem to get it at all.

Being able to "get" HMHB lyrics is a good yardstick as to whether a person is worth knowing.

 

[smutchin]

The person in question is in his mid 20's, so I feel might be excused.

I blame the parents.

 

[PaulB]

That ski-lodge would have been mine if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Hammer toe horrendous, wincing with the pain
"Told you so", chiropodist telling me again
"Treat your feet with kindness, treat them with respect"
And even though he stinks of gin, I know that he's correct

 

[alecstilleyedye]

I tried to explain the concept of Joy Division oven gloves to someone only yesterday. They didn't seem to get it at all.

went to peter hook's book signing a few years ago and, alongside his book, i asked if he'd sign the scratch plate for my bass guitar. he said he'd sign anything, although when asked about oven gloves he looked like he'd heard that joke before...

 

[smutchin]

That ski-lodge would have been mine if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

But what can you do
When your Mum's in Rampton, bouncing off the walls
And singing "Who's afraid, of Virginia Wade?"

 

[smutchin]

The Y is for Yate
The kind of town that referees come from

 

[PaulB]

Act one, scene one, Brenda Blethyn gets shot.

 

[TVC]

I have seen some.

Where? I want