HMHB Random lyric generator

[PaulB]

All my lazy teenage boasts are now high precision ghosts

I don't think you saw the title of this thread, did you?

 

[PaulB]

You/we can now have a JD saddle to go with our JDOGs! http://www.southlondonsaddles.com/archive/

 

[Welsh wheels]

She didn't care for adrenaline sports
Never learned any difficult chords
Did she ever have a scrap with a bear?
If she did, I wasn't there
And yesterday at a hundred and one
She had a shower, cup of tea and a scone
And just as 'Cash In The Attic' came on

 

[TVC]

Referencing Chigley and Pink Floyd in one line.

Under bridges over bridges to our destination
Careful with that spliff Eugene it causes condensation


And the only song ever written about restless leg syndrome

Four o-six and I'm wide awake
Got an uncontrollable urge to take
A five mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
Stretch these restless legs

 

[PaulB]

Mary oh Mary, quite ordinary
Tell me how does your CD collection grow?
With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'pau
Everything's AOR

(Everyone now...)

She's the main man in the office in the city
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
But I can put a tennis racket up against my face
And pretend that I'm Kendo Nagasaki!

(The first time I ever heard those lines was watching Nigel singing them live at one of the early shows we saw them at and I thought it was a truly special moment. The greatest line in any song ever sung!)

 

[TVC]

Mary oh Mary, quite ordinary
Tell me how does your CD collection grow?
With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'pau
Everything's AOR

(Everyone now...)

She's the main man in the office in the city
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
But I can put a tennis racket up against my face
And pretend that I'm Kendo Nagasaki!

(The first time I ever heard those lines was watching Nigel singing them live at one of the early shows we saw them at and I thought it was a truly special moment. The greatest line in any song ever sung!)

I think he as a fantasticaly talented lyricist, swaying from poetic to sureal and absurd then back to painting mundane scenes.

If any band deserves their own BBC 4 documentary it's HMHB, doing absolutely their own thing, their own way, outside the mainstream but with a huge silent following.

 

[FishFright]

What did God give us, Neil?
God gave us life, Nigel
Sure did.
A one two three four. John the Baptist knows the score.

 

[TVC]

There is nothing better in life
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro.



The truth in Nigel's lyrics is stunning.

 

[Dan Morinary]

Down at Stoke Mandeville I bumped into Mr IQ
I said “Hey albino, this is not 1972
Stub out your King Edward and get that small boy off your knee
And melt down your fingerware and get yourself off my TV”

Jim could you fix it for me
To come down and suck out your kidneys?

 

[PaulB]

I think he as a fantasticaly talented lyricist, swaying from poetic to sureal and absurd then back to painting mundane scenes.

If any band deserves their own BBC 4 documentary it's HMHB, doing absolutely their own thing, their own way, outside the mainstream but with a huge silent following.

Talking of which.....

If ever an album title was in dire need of an exclamation mark
If ever an album title was in dire need of an exclamation mark
It surely had to be
Frampton Comes Alive!
Frampton Comes Alive!
Run for the hills
Frampton Comes Alive!
One more time
Frampton Comes Alive!

 

[smutchin]

Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day./ Miserable to who?/ I quite like a bit of drizzle,/ so stick to the facts

 

[PaulB]

Whoh-oh Black Sabbath, bam-a-lam
Whoh-oh Black Sabbath, bam-a-lam