Hmmm how much is too much..?

[Piemaster]

And don't forget, with care and a sharp knife, you can cut then in half across, and have double the number of short ones...

Arch, please tell me that you grew up on a diet of Blue Peter and your parents always had egg cartons, pipe cleaners and sticky backed plastic?

And you may want to get a grown-up to help you with the sharp knife