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senex crepitu iuvenis cordi esse
- Location
- Whitby North Yorkshire.
Sensible advice from the RNLI who are probably sick of people doing stupid things and getting called out.
When we were there a couple of years ago, the gulls were waiting on buildings and swooping down to mug people as soon as they came out of the chippy. Not as bad as the gulls in Hastings though. They carry flick knives.seagulls eating your chips
You are so right!Don't go. It's a dangerous place. You will die.
You are so right!
I went to Whitby as a young man, in my 20s. I walked up the hill to take a look at its famous abbey and immediately started to sense a malevolent force acting upon me. Within minutes I was overpowered by fatigue and collapsed near a dry stone wall. I remained there motionless for hours, drifting in and out of consciousness. When I finally started to recover I discovered that I had aged nearly 40 years in just one afternoon. And evil locals had erected a sign to taunt me: "I am very old and crumbly"... The swines! Stay safe! Stay home!
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The b*st*rd with the camera was sitting on my head when I came round!Looks like they were taking the advice not to sit on you.
Looks like it from your expression.The b*st*rd with the camera was sitting on my head when I came round!![]()
Yeah... As you will recall, I don't normally look quite that pained!Looks like it from your expression.
Only when the damned seagulls steal your chips.Yeah... As you will recall, I don't normally look quite that pained!![]()
I had my lunch indoors with my cousin, but we DID observe seagulls trying to snatch stuff from other other visitors!Only when the damned seagulls steal your chips.
Don't go. It's a dangerous place. You will die.