brontesorearse
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Apologies wont happen again
HOLIDAY STORIES !
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Aperitif
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It's 'Jimmy Riddle' poor at the moment...
brontesorearse
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Exactly!
spandex
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brontesorearse
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Sorry i'm not writing it all out again, it was a story i thought was funny ,about what happened to my mate.
Noodley thought it was a riddle and Aperitif thought it was piss poor
, so i thought i should remove it, in case it was too complicated to follow or obviously not funny !
Prob both !
Noodley thought it was a riddle and Aperitif thought it was piss poor
, so i thought i should remove it, in case it was too complicated to follow or obviously not funny !Prob both !
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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- Thumberland
That's a young Weller in your avatar, n'est-ce pas? About to try and break America, from the flag?
DJ
Formerly known as djtheglove
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- On my bike in the smoke!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was that feller from that cult series I cant remember the name of now.........................oh$hi$
DJ
Formerly known as djtheglove
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- On my bike in the smoke!!!!!!!!!!
Heres a holiday story some one told me years ago,
There was a large group of lads flying to spain, they all spent the last few hours in the bar before the flight, like lads did or do?
Only one of the group had never flown before!
So as they took off, one of them leans forward in his seat and says to the first timer, have you ordered your in flight meal yet!
The answer was of course NO!!!
Well you had better run up there and tell the air hostess what you want, otherwise you wont get any food on the flight!
So of course first timer does just that.........................All hell breaks loose and they very nearly abort the take off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a large group of lads flying to spain, they all spent the last few hours in the bar before the flight, like lads did or do?
Only one of the group had never flown before!
So as they took off, one of them leans forward in his seat and says to the first timer, have you ordered your in flight meal yet!
The answer was of course NO!!!
Well you had better run up there and tell the air hostess what you want, otherwise you wont get any food on the flight!
So of course first timer does just that.........................All hell breaks loose and they very nearly abort the take off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brontesorearse
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Good one Dj 
, thats the type of thing i was trying to get people to post ! i was only trying to have a laugh !
Yeah it is weller Fnarr ,but i dont think its a flag of america its by an artist paul dixon i think ?
, thats the type of thing i was trying to get people to post ! i was only trying to have a laugh !Yeah it is weller Fnarr ,but i dont think its a flag of america its by an artist paul dixon i think ?
got-to-get-fit
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my mate was sitting next to an old Irish guy on a flight to spain.
The Irish guy had never flown before, the stewardes was soon moving up and down the plane serving drinks and the Irish guy orders a Whisky.
Once drunk he turns to my mate and says "this is my first time flying and im a little nervous, but the whisky is doing the trick. Do you think they would let me have another?"
Oh sure says my mate - just press that above you - motioning to the stewardess call button above his head.
Jesus - what will they think of next says the Irish man lifting his glass up to the button and pressing it as if it were an optic......!
The Irish guy had never flown before, the stewardes was soon moving up and down the plane serving drinks and the Irish guy orders a Whisky.
Once drunk he turns to my mate and says "this is my first time flying and im a little nervous, but the whisky is doing the trick. Do you think they would let me have another?"
Oh sure says my mate - just press that above you - motioning to the stewardess call button above his head.
Jesus - what will they think of next says the Irish man lifting his glass up to the button and pressing it as if it were an optic......!
DJ
Formerly known as djtheglove
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- On my bike in the smoke!!!!!!!!!!
Priceless GTGF
My Father was in Ireland once and he stopped in the car and asked a little old lady how to get to Limerick.
Her reply was , Well now that depends on were you are starting from???????????????
My Father was in Ireland once and he stopped in the car and asked a little old lady how to get to Limerick.
Her reply was , Well now that depends on were you are starting from???????????????
Aperitif
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Oi 'Emily' Brontesorearse - don't think I was unhappy with your posting - just didn't get it and built on Noodlebug's comment that's all. Don't feign away from posting drivel here - I don't!brontesorearse said:Sorry i'm not writing it all out again, it was a story i thought was funny ,about what happened to my mate.
Noodley thought it was a riddle and Aperitif thought it was piss poor
Prob both !
Have a good day next time you're on here
Noodley
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Aperitif said:Oi 'Emily' Brontesorearse - don't think I was unhappy with your posting - just didn't get it and built on Noodlebug's comment that's all. Don't feign away from posting drivel here - I don't!
Have a good day next time you're on here
Likewise from me, I just could not work it out
