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Guest
Try putting on a wet diving hood in the middle of winter.
 

Levo-Lon

Guru
I slipped and fell in a very big muddy puddle while saving my GF's nice white jeans and shoes..giving her a piggy back
we had had a few but THE LANGUAGE lol funny as owt that
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Aubergines apparently.
 

Hyslop

Veteran
Location
Carlisle
My bib shorts hadn't quite dried, when I put them on this morning. Eeww
You should do as I do faced with this problem.Find a quiet stretch of road, let the Maserati have her head and then,have your man lean out of the (back) window.Ensure that both he and your shorts are secure and press ahead.On no account allow your man to remove his dentures or you may find that your enjoyment is disturbed by either a low pitched wiffling or high pitched screaming.Either way your peace of mind may be disturbed and you may find yourself unnecessarily concerned at the performance of your motor.Your shorts however,will be dry.
 
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