Horrible

[G3CWI]

Putting on a cold damp heart rate monitor strap.

 

[TVC]

Try putting on a wet diving hood in the middle of winter.

 

[Saluki]

My bib shorts hadn't quite dried, when I put them on this morning. Eeww

 

[coffeejo]

My bib shorts hadn't quite dried, when I put them on this morning. Eeww

You win.

 

[Drago]

Wet Y fronts are the worst.

 

[Bianchi boy]

Direct hit from an overhead seagull on your new kit

 

[Levo-Lon]

I slipped and fell in a very big muddy puddle while saving my GF's nice white jeans and shoes..giving her a piggy back
we had had a few but THE LANGUAGE lol funny as owt that

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Wet Y fronts are the worst.

Especially when they're not your own.


GC

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Aubergines apparently.

 

[Bollo]

Putting on a cold damp heart rate monitor strap.

It also makes licking the contact pads unpleasant as well.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

That first trickle of cold water down your warm crack as you set out in the rain.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Especially when they're not your own.


GC

I wish I could unsee this.

 

[Hyslop]

My bib shorts hadn't quite dried, when I put them on this morning. Eeww

You should do as I do faced with this problem.Find a quiet stretch of road, let the Maserati have her head and then,have your man lean out of the (back) window.Ensure that both he and your shorts are secure and press ahead.On no account allow your man to remove his dentures or you may find that your enjoyment is disturbed by either a low pitched wiffling or high pitched screaming.Either way your peace of mind may be disturbed and you may find yourself unnecessarily concerned at the performance of your motor.Your shorts however,will be dry.

 

[Archie_tect]

Wet Y fronts are the worst.

Put them in the microwave for 20 seconds- they'll be warm and dry in no time.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Putting on wet canoeing clothing which hasnt dried out in camp overnight.