Horrible

[Yellow Saddle]

The trick is to dive in them after peeing, and then it all gets washed out.

If your friends are peeing in their wetsuits and it's not getting rinsed out, I'm not sure if I want to know what they're using the wetsuits for. Perhaps a different form of 'water sports' than I'm used to...

Apparently the smell never just rinses out, especially in hotter climates. Someone from that same bunch of divers then went on to invent Sink the Stink. http://www.sinkthestink.com/

He is some sort of biological engineer and mixed up some enzimes or germs or something that likes to feast on stinky wetsuits and gobble up the smell. That was 20 years ago and his product is still going strong.

 

[slowmotion]

This stuff.
http://www.boardridersguide.com/ripcurl-piss-off-wetsuit-cleaner-37371

 

[Fnaar]

That first trickle of cold water down your warm crack as you set out in the rain.

Miss Goodbody rather enjoys this

 

[w00hoo_kent]

Direct hit from an overhead seagull on your new kit

Marginally worse, a direct hit from an overhead seagull on your new plastic hat. Fortunately it was the wife's, not a good advert for superior venting...

 

[TVC]

I've never had a problem... That said, I've always rinsed my wetsuits after use.

Also, a lot of the smell doesn't come from people peeing in their suits but from the various microorganisms that get trapped when diving - particularly if you dive in plankton rich areas.

I think I will stick with my drysuit ta.

 

[TVC]

I've never been able to get on with dry suits. They just seem 'wrong' somehow...

I had mine made to measure, borrowed ones always feel like you're rolling around in a sack.

 

[AndyRM]

Drinking orange juice after you've just brushed your teeth is clearly the worst thing in the world.

The thread can now be closed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Drinking orange juice after you've just brushed your teeth is clearly the worst thing in the world.

The thread can now be closed.

Ooo what about cleaning your teeth with warm water, that's so wrong.

 

[AndyRM]

Ooo what about cleaning your teeth with warm water, that's so wrong.

I have been known to brush my teeth in the shower...

 

[Profpointy]

I've never been able to get on with dry suits. They just seem 'wrong' somehow...

mmm, 6 centigrade norway 55m is all I'm saying

 

[speccy1]

Agree with the toothpaste and drinking orange juice...............vile!!

Can think of another, do a ride on a summers day, stop for a coffee stop, put helmet back on after.............

 

[Piemaster]

Mobil XTC coupling grease in your hair. It's both slightly runny and sticky - it's like trying to get tacky evo-stick off, and anything it touches gets covered in the black crap too. It's a swine to get off.
(This post may be quite specific to a job at work this morning)

 

[the_mikey]

Forgetting to wash and clean your cycling shoes after a rainy 100k four days prior...

 

[raleighnut]

Answering the front door to a delivery man when hungover on a Saturday morning and finding out the dog had left a 'pressie' right by the said door.

Bare footed.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Sitting chatting to friends at their house suddenly being disturbed by one of their cats crunching the skull of some poor wee animal it's just caught.

@hopless500