Horrible

[Oldbloke]

Riding on a hot day, cooling off by pouring cold water through your helmet vents, the resultant sweaty salty mix running into your eyes causing instant blindness.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

No yucky helmet nonsense here!

 

[Chromatic]

No yucky helmet nonsense here!

Do you polish it regularly then?

 

[hopless500]

Sitting chatting to friends at their house suddenly being disturbed by one of their cats crunching the skull of some poor wee animal it's just caught.

@hopless500

 

[Oldbloke]

Squeezing a tube of Slime Sealant so hard it splits and covers you and everything in the room

 

[Bollo]

Going to work this morning and seeing a young man with a long ponytail wearing a flat cap. Proper spoiled my day.

 

[the_mikey]

Aubergines apparently.

Did you eat it raw?

 

[the_mikey]

Direct hit from an overhead seagull on your new kit

Long-tailed tits got me this weekend.

 

[mybike]

Drinking orange juice after you've just brushed your teeth is clearly the worst thing in the world.

The thread can now be closed.

Just drinking orange juice - ugh.