Horribly dangerous machine operated by a man who appears to want terrifying revenge.

[Andrew_Culture]

I'm inclined to believe you have too much time on your hands. But, that did make me laugh, and I now always look out for Goths up tree's when I'm in the woods.

Clearly not enough time, otherwise I'd own one of those machines...

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

that whole 'what else can I process while the machine is warmed up?' thing...

The very thing indeed Is it wrong of me that I'm having wishful thoughts of seeing my neighbours car put into that machine, just to see if it can cope with a car?

 

[byegad]

Quick, pass me a Horse!

Mmmm! Horseburger!

 

[Andrew_Culture]

The very thing indeed Is it wrong of me that I'm having wishful thoughts of seeing my neighbours car put into that machine, just to see if it can cope with a car?

I'd probably think less of anyone who didn't think that creatively.

 

[Maz]

Quick, pass me a Horse!

Already done. How do you think they got rid of Shergar?

 

[Hitchington]

This video starts reasonably enough, but then it would appear the operator starts putting his wife's possessions through, the some men's shoes. What did he find when he got home the day before? I half expected to see a human head go through! By the end the operator moves onto destroying furniture.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdgQJEdTA&sns=em



The world is wonderfully odd.

I'm slightly disturbed that he's put a box of Tampax through it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Looks like one of the videos you see in Robert Dyas and places like that.

"take your Skull Crusher to the checkout NOW!"

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I'm slightly disturbed that he's put a box of Tampax through it.

And panty liners!

 

[Maz]

And panty liners!

It's no wonder the blanket was so wet!

 

[Rezillo]

Given that it ingests tennis balls with ease, it looks as if it would only take a fairly gentle touch to have your fingers, then your arm, then (how much more?) dragged through afterwards.

If a scapula does prove to be a bone too far and you stay alive for a few minutes, you could use your remaining arm to proudly wave the box of bits around, as per the other demos.

 

[slowmotion]

I used to use a 24 inch woodworking planer when I was a teenager. The cutter block was 4" diameter, and in those days there were absolutely minimal guards. I used to have nightmares about feeding my fingers, hand, and then arm into it.

The guys in that clip are completely bonkers. Great bit of machinery though.

Edit: Sorry, cross-post with Rezillo above.

 

[palinurus]

The very thing indeed Is it wrong of me that I'm having wishful thoughts of seeing my neighbours car put into that machine, just to see if it can cope with a car?

Your neighbour could buy another car. Think harder.

 

[Fnaar]

You'd kind of want a safety guard on that thing.... and I usually have a callous disregard for safety (being a non-helmet wearer and all that )

 

[Little yellow Brompton]

You'd kind of want a safety guard on that thing.... and I usually have a callous disregard for safety (being a non-helmet wearer and all that )

It certainly woudn't comply with the machinery directive or be CE marked.

 

[Sara_H]

I too would like to see it eat a car! Then a Taxi, then a bus!