Horse riders should pick up their horses poo.

[ufkacbln]

from other countries. We've been over this!

There is always Kitten instead!

 

[Joe24]

from other countries. We've been over this!

Oh, sorry, i havent yet read that thread. But that does make sence!

Or we can eat goats

 

[Lisa21]

I'd pay good money to see Joe try and lay the law down to a bolshy 15:3 cob

Ha Ha, so would I, very-near, so would I

Mind you, you'd probably pay good money to watch me too...have ended up face down in the mud more times than I care to admit!!!

 

[bonj2]

Oh, sorry, i havent yet read that thread. But that does make sence!

Or we can eat goats

Well, or - failing that - there's another animal that I think we could start eating. Wonder what that would be...

 

[Lisa21]

A lesser-spotted Bonj maybe? Very rare sight so im told, but not a protected species.

 

[vernon]

There is always Kitten instead!

Are PETA out of their collective minds?

Sea kittens? It's an effective deterrent as I woundn't be able to eat them for laughing at their rediculous renaming.

I belong to the alternative PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

 

[Joe24]

Bonj, your a genius!
To get rid of the surplus horses that there is from the change over, we eat them!

Sorted

 

[very-near]

Linf, why are you talking to me about motorbikes

I wouldnt be fearful of getting on a horse, id conqour that mother ****ing horse and show it whos boss, simple

Face it Linf, your not realising, like Lisa, that you have made the stupid mistake of buying a full size forse, when a miniature one would make alot more sence.

Fear is a healthy emotion Joe, and you haven't lived unless you have experienced it. Whatever you have done on your downhill sprint on 2 wheels just doesn't compare to what you would experience on a performance PTW or a horse in a gallop for an adrenalin rush (unless you fall) off .

You haven't even got off first base yet if you are doing it under your own steam..

It is 'Sense', not 'Sence' BTW

Sence is not a real word yet!

 

[peanut]

If I walk into my field with a bucket my horse throws drama queen hysterics thinking its going to eat him...if it was tied to his tail it doesnt bear thinking about

He has actually jumped a foot in the air snorting just by walking past a poo he'd not long done....he can be such a divvy

some poos can be terrifying things

Mrs Peanut owns a livery and schooling yard and some of the antics of her load of muppets defy belief.
Like Millers Mead who jumped the start and ran the wrong way round a 2.5 mile PtoP (we were banned after that little escapade )

 

[Lisa21]

some poos can be terrifying things

Mrs Peanut owns a livery and schooling yard and some of the antics of her load of muppets defy belief.
Like Millers Mead who jumped the start and ran the wrong way round a 2.5 mile PtoP (we were banned after that little escapade )

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Makes me laugh too the way a horse can be frightened by, say, a plastic bag seen on his left hand side, so you spend ages reassuring and getting him ok to pass it and then on the way back he sees it out of the other eye and its like "Woooahhh, iv never seen THAT monster in my life before"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the whole shenannigan starts again!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bonj2]

Bonj, your a genius!
To get rid of the surplus horses that there is from the change over, we eat them!

Sorted

But there is still the problem of the fact that even if we reduce the number of full size horses, there are still not *enough* miniature horses, to replace those seized by the planned government enforced shooting an eating of regular sized horses.
To solve this I propose that a number of horses be actually *compresed* - they would have to be covered in tin foil, cling form or leather, or all three, to protect them, then put in a large vat of something like carbon dioxide and nitrogen, and more and more gas pumped in until the horse shrinks down to a more acceptable size. When the protective covering was peeled off, you would end up with a miniature horse. This could then breed with other similarly compressd horses, and its offspring would be also miniature.

 

[Joe24]

But there is still the problem of the fact that even if we reduce the number of full size horses, there are still not *enough* miniature horses, to replace those seized by the planned government enforced shooting an eating of regular sized horses.
To solve this I propose that a number of horses be actually *compresed* - they would have to be covered in tin foil, cling form or leather, or all three, to protect them, then put in a large vat of something like carbon dioxide and nitrogen, and more and more gas pumped in until the horse shrinks down to a more acceptable size. When the protective covering was peeled off, you would end up with a miniature horse. This could then breed with other similarly compressd horses, and its offspring would be also miniature.

That is it!!!
I shall be prime minister and Bonj shall be my advisor
Sorted

Linf and Lisa, oh and Noodley, dont be getting too much more attached to your horses, they are being shrunk

 

[Lisa21]

Linf and Lisa, oh and Noodley, dont be getting too much more attached to your horses, they are being shrunk

Joe, could you make mine the size of a Chihuahua please,, so I can carry him round in my handbag. Ta XX

 

[Arch]

I didn't -it was a number of cities that did.

.... but then again lets not let facts interfere with the decision of all these City Councils and National Parks - I of course accept full responsibility and that I sit on Council Committees from Vienna to Great Yarmouth... The expenses are good though!

Look, I know this is like banging my head against a brick wall but...

I think very-near's point is that when horse drawn vehicle operators are forced to use a collection device, it's fitted to the carriage, not the horse - however you persistently post a pic of a completely different device designed for a different purpose. You're as bad as each other for willfully misunderstanding sometimes.

Miniature horses?! Cool! Can I have a miniature elephant done the same way?

Although, I hate to get all practical about it, but the breeding wouldn't work. The shrinkage would be an applied characteristic, like docking a dog's tail, or having your ears pierced, and wouldn't pass on to future generations, not being genetic. Instead, the mare would die trying to carry and give birth to, a full size foal.

 

[trustysteed]

Although, I hate to get all practical about it, but the breeding wouldn't work. The shrinkage would be an applied characteristic, like docking a dog's tail, or having your ears pierced, and wouldn't pass on to future generations, not being genetic. Instead, the mare would die trying to carry and give birth to, a full size foal.

and in one paragraph, you've shattered the dreams of so many wishing to own their own clutchbag horse!