Hotel rooms are sooooooo boring

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[Fab Foodie]

Depends how many girls you booked surely?

 

[Octet]

It's the checking out which is the fun part, will they notice the suitcase full of useless showercaps and mini bottles of shampoo or won't they?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Hire a bike and explore the local area...?

 

[ufkacbln]

Depends how many girls you booked surely?

My wife keeps cancelling them!

 

[PeteXXX]

Depends how many girls you booked surely?

Don't call Mr Paul, Shirley... He might not like it

 

[ufkacbln]

Try calling room service for increasingly silly items until you find something they can't provide?

Go along the corridor in the early morning swopping beakfasts shoes and papers around to different rooms

Knock on doors and run away

Slip sexy notes under random doors and watch for the results at beakfast

 

[Fab Foodie]

Where abouts are you residing MrP?

 

[slowmotion]

[QUOTE 2507330, member: 1314"]Go to the pub, then have a meal in a restaurant! I hate hotel rooms.[/quote]
No. Go to the pub, stay there and have a meal. Sorted.

 

[slowmotion]

Try calling room service for increasingly silly items until you find something they can't provide?

Go along the corridor in the early morning swopping beakfasts shoes and papers around to different rooms

Knock on doors and run away

Slip sexy notes under random doors and watch for the results at beakfast

...and send the lift down to the foyer empty....

 

[ComedyPilot]

Hire a bike and ride round the corridors knocking on doors......much faster getaway.

 

[fossyant]

Where abouts are you residing MrP?

He's gone to the pub.....

 

[slowmotion]

He's gone to the pub.....

I think he just set off the fire alarm as a spiffing wheeze and is now standing in the car park.

 

[slowmotion]

Sounds like Wales then.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2507408, member: 1314"]I reckon somewhere really depressing, with the one pub, in which the bar is frequented by that alcoholic prostitute with the missing teeth, the old drunk who keeps trying to seduce her for free, and the landlord's dog that has no lower jaw.[/quote]

Stayed at one like that in Fife, the hotel had last been updated in 1972, highlight of the evening was some old soak with a box of vegetables going round to everyone in the bar trying to flog stuff.