How are you supposed to eat coconut?

[swee'pea99]

Real men swallow 'em whole.

 

[tyred]

Any food that requires the use of a drill and then a hammer is frankly ridiculous.

Have you ever tried to open some of those vacuum packs from Tescos?

 

[MisterStan]

Have you ever tried to open some of those vacuum packs from Tescos?

We got our Dyson at Tesco - managed to open that fairly easily.....

 

[Jayaly]

As home made coconut ice cream, preferably served in a brandy snap basket.

 

[Dayvo]

Any food that requires the use of a drill and then a hammer is frankly ridiculous.

Got to get in somehow!

 

[MisterStan]

Got to get in somehow!

Fair point i guess. I actually tried some brain in Morocco - tasted like chicken obviously.

 

[Dayvo]

Fair point i guess. I actually tried some brain in Morocco - tasted like chicken obviously.

I know what chicken tastes like, so I'll give monkey brains a miss, than you very much.

 

[TVC]

Liquidize it, add cream, pineapple juice and ice, and ENJOY!

You missed out the white rum. Some would put in dark rum, but they're just wrong

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Eat it in a Thai green curry.

 

[surfdude]

orally as any other way is just a pain in the ar*e

 

[Mandragora]

With a knife and fork of course.
The real question is how to eat a mango over a keyboard, with dignity.

There's only two ways to eat a fresh, ripe mango. Anxiously leaning over the kitchen sink or naked in the shower. In either case, sluice down as you go and forgo any idea of dignity.

 

[Pale Rider]

...update...

Thinking along the Bounty filling line and knowing coconuts contain milk, I've blitzed the chunks with a little milk in my cup blender.

Result is a reasonably edible coconut paste, although it would need sugar to get the full Bounty flavour.

 

[steve50]

...update...

Thinking along the Bounty filling line and knowing coconuts contain milk, I've blitzed the chunks with a little milk in my cup blender.

Result is a reasonably edible coconut paste, although it would need sugar to get the full Bounty flavour.

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Won't be sticky enough, bounty was always sticky and sickly sweet.

 

[MisterStan]

Won't be sticky enough, bounty was always sticky and sickly sweet.

Bounty also doesn't look like wallpaper paste.

 

[subaqua]

You missed out the white rum. Some would put in dark rum, but they're just wrong

I prefer the term wasted rather than wrong