How do you take a t-shirt off?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 29 Oct 2007.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    i) Reach behind your neck and yank, or
    ii) cross your arms in front of your body and grip the hem either side at waist level and pull up and over and somehow manage not to get your arms and t-shirt hopelessly entwined and tangled up, or
    iii) some other method? - Please describe.
  2. feckless

    feckless Über Member

    Not all that close
    I've always been just a little self-conscious about th fact that I use the girly method (ii).

  3. pzycoman

    pzycoman New Member

    Huffing a kitten
    Always the manly method (i) - also applies to jumpers, cycling jerzees (can be tricky at times) etc etc etc
  4. yello

    yello Legendary Member

    I have a small hole in a merino top from using method i).

    I try to use method ii) now, but it is taking some re-education!
  5. Panter

    Panter Just call me Chris...

    Hmmmm. Always been the way I did it too.
    Didn't realise it was girly <feels insecure and makes mental note to remove all future T shirts by slashing them off with a rusty beer can>

  6. John Ponting

    John Ponting Über Member

    Depends if I'm wearing it, or the wife.

    If it's me and it's still the correct size then (i);

    If it has 'shrunk' a bit then (ii).

    If it's the wife's then iii) some other method involving alcohol and haste.
  7. (ii) It aint girly!

    Apparently my T shirt putting on method is unorthodox; See (ii) above, one inside out T shirt, when it comes back from being laundered, I put it on inside-out and it miraculously appears on my body the right way round and outside-out.
  8. OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    'course ii) is girly!
    Us manly types, who are, each day surrounded by our own individual miasma of testosterone, would NEVER use any method other than i)!xx(
  9. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    Me - take a T-shirt off? What do you think valets are for?
  10. Call for 'Lord Of The T Shirt'!

    How about's always fascinated me - and it works!

  11. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    Use a large but sharp knife. Insert at bottom hem of shirt and pull upwards smartly.
  12. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    ii), but i don't cross my arms. That's probably the cause of intertwinement.
    Right hand on bottom right of t-shirt, left hand on bottom left of t shirt.
  13. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    with her permission
  14. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    I withdraw both arms in through the arm holes, like a tortoise, and then lift it over my head without turning it inside out. As long as it's loose enough. If it's tighter, then it's arms crossed and up over the head...
  15. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    I find that the shirt often gets stuck under my enormous pectoral muscles. xx(
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