How do you take a t-shirt off?

[Arch]

I find that the shirt often gets stuck under my enormous pectoral muscles.

Or over your great big head...

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

Method ii) girly but effective and doesn't stretch whatever you are taking off.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

iii) same as i) but I seize the front of the neck and duck-dive my skull through the hole.

 

[Amanda P]

 

[John Ponting]

I withdraw both arms in through the arm holes, like a tortoise, and then lift it over my head without turning it inside out. As long as it's loose enough. If it's tighter, then it's arms crossed and up over the head...

A quiet moment of contemplation for me while I enjoy a post lunch expresso - followed by a bucket of cold water.

 

[Arch]

A quiet moment of contemplation for me while I enjoy a post lunch expresso - followed by a bucket of cold water.

 

[Dayvo]

Didn't realise there were so many techniques available/known to man!

I take the front of my T-shirt or polo shirt with each hand on its respective side, on the collar bone, ease my chin then head through the neck, then complete the pull-over manouvre by using my right thumb to pull the shirt near to the label in the neck and VOILA! topless in no time at all. (I had to actually take my shirt off for an accurate explanation! ).

Unbuttoning my jeans or removing my boxers is a different technique all together (sometimes not even my technique at all! The lady gets what the lady wants ).

 

[papercorn2000]

It's a shame that we don't have Joe Sacco from the old C+ here. He would give us an essay on why it is inelegant to even wear a t-shirt!

 

[Dayvo]

It's a shame that we don't have Joe Sacco from the old C+ here. He would give us an essay on why it is inelegant to even wear a t-shirt!

Is it?

 

[Membrane]

How do you take a t-shirt off?

Don't know how I take a regular T-shirt off. But for me taking off a tight fitting cycling jersey or base layer requires care and attention, a few times when not taking care I could hear some of the stiching snapping due to the friction between the slightly sweaty skin and the garment.

First I roll up the jersey or base layer as high as I can to reduce the skin-garment contact area, then with my arms above my head I gently tug at various points until I can feel that I can pull it over my head without having to use too much force.

 

[spandex]

forget i) ii) and all the iii's) just get hold of the neck and pull up and over the head and then its inside out so the colour dose not fade in the wash.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

With my teeth.

 

[Brock]

I grab the back of the neck with both hands, pull up over the hand and fling forwards in one fast, continuous movement. fills the shirt with air which makes it glide forward and off the arms, and on across the room over to the floor on her side of the bed.

 

[Joe]

I withdraw both arms in through the arm holes, like a tortoise, and then lift it over my head without turning it inside out.

This.
I've learned the hard way not to attempt it with cycling jerseys though

 

[BentMikey]

Call for 'Lord Of The T Shirt'!

How about this...it's always fascinated me - and it works!

Yes, I'm a fan too!!