How excited do you get when cycling?

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Apparently, he asked someone if they needed a mini-pump and it all went downhill from there... :whistle:
 

Arjimlad

Tights of Cydonia
Location
South Glos
I always thought regular naturists tolerated the erect penis, referring to it as a "waver". I cannot recall how I know that, mind. Perhaps @Nigelnaturist could assist ? (with an explanation/confirmation, I mean)
 
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Joey Shabadoo

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Shamelessly stolen

There once was a cyclist from Kent
to the World Naked Bike Ride he went
but he faced an ejection
when he got an erection
(they could see how his “downtube” was bent).
 

Davos87

Guru
Location
North Yorkshire
Maybe he had been on a very long ride and was just preparing himself to bonk?
 
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