Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
I woke up this morning and smelled the coffee 


Never for one moment suggested that it was a magnet. I suggested that decent soap and hygiene would suffice
) Apparently I am a cruel mother.Well, as a representative of the opposite sex I can assure you that body odour never worked as a "magnet" in my case (and very often was a deal breaker)..![]()
I've just sent one of my children to the shower and told them to use soap!!! (Their suggestion was that they just needed to put on deodorant!) Apparently I am a cruel mother.
I've just sent one of my children to the shower and told them to use soap!!! (Their suggestion was that they just needed to put on deodorant!) Apparently I am a cruel mother.

Phew! Just as well the internet knows no odour..
I have an aversion to the smell of deodorant, especially the cheap stale stuff.
Our senses are as a blunt knife compared to those of a cat or dog. So why is it that a dog will, when on a beach run, find the deadest, smelliest fish it can and then roll in it?

Considers self toldMessage for the ones who claim they cannot smell their BO:
"It's only because you are consistently smelly mate! Your nose is designed to detect only new scents/smells/odours.
Shower daily (at least) and buy yourself a deodorant Pigpen!!! Oh, and wash your kit after use, don't leave it for the group rides only!! FFS!"
If it wasn't for teenage boys, Lynx would go bust.
How do they get it, that's what I want to know. I never bought if for them.If it wasn't for teenage boys, Lynx would go bust.
I think they get given it at school, instead of school milk.How do they get it, that's what I want to know. I never bought if for them.
