How hot is your Mr/Mrs ?

How hot is your Mr/Mrs

  • God dammit - they're out of this world !

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • My dogs more appealing !!!!!!!!

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • Erm......

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joolsybools

Well-Known Member
Location
Scotland
Rigid Raider said:
Mine is permanently frozen; she sneakily turns the heating up and switches on the heated towel rail even though it doesn't get properly warm for 20 minutes after her shower. But she's also obsessed with airing the house so will happily run the heating with all the windows open.

I've given up arguing; I just go round switching everything off again. I have fitted thermostatic radiator valves to all the rads but haven't told her I can limit the movement of the knobs and can turn the rad down by part-closing the valve at the other end.

While I'm on the subject of subterfuge, she also cooks everything without using any salt at all. I have a secret stash of salt in the kitchen, which I use whenever I cook. Every time I cook a meal she remarks: "Food tastes so much better when somebody else has done the cooking!"

Tee hee!

I didn't realise I was seeing you RR! :smile:
 
User said:
I'm afraid that Mr R looks a bit like Plug from the Bash Street Kids...

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...but he's damn good in the sack and earns lots!
Shallow? Vous? :smile:
 

Greedo

Guest
Mine is very. Don't know how I managed it to be honest.

A guy I worked with actually met her with me a few years ago one lunch time and when we went back to the office he announced to everyone "Greedo must have a huge kn*b or he's loaded and not telling us as I've just met his mrs and she's a darling"

Doesn't say much for me!!!as I am neither :smile:
 

ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
My Mrs is cool, can ride a motorbike, rock climb, has been paragliding and go-karting, rides bikes, cooks and is not a 'walking clothes-horse' like a lot of women. She isn't a screaming harpie, soap-opera, drama queen that has to ring everyone and say '....oh...my...GOD' at the end of every sentence, and as such my house is a civilised idyll. I know when I go home there won't be any slanging matches, tantrums and fights. She hardly drinks, has never smoked and thinks (and knows) drugs are for losers.

No, I will not be joining the queue for for the now vacant public convenience, aka Jordan.
 

snapper_37

Barbara Woodhouse's Love Child
Location
Wolves
And achewley... this thread is crap without pics!!!

Can everyone please get permission of said OHs and get posting???
 
My husband is just pretty much perfect. He's a 6"4 silver fox with gorgeous big blue eyes and a smile that makes me melt! He's also the nicest bloke I've ever met in my entire life (except my Dad of course). He's very funny, very laid back and a unique dancer. Don't tell him but I utterly adore him and can't believe my luck in snagging such a creature. This was the day I formally did the snagging.

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snapper_37

Barbara Woodhouse's Love Child
Location
Wolves
That's more like it Cathryn. Lovely.
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
ok why not...'er indoors said ok. This on our 10th Wedding anniversary in the Maldives a few years ago. She is now preggers with our first kiddy, due Jan.

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snapper_37

Barbara Woodhouse's Love Child
Location
Wolves
ianrauk said:
ok why not...'er indoors said ok. This on our 10th Wedding anniversary in the Maldives a few years ago. She is now preggers with our first kiddy, due Jan.

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Gorgeous pic Ian - and what a lovely place to be. Congrats too!!!
 
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