How long is a piece of string ?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Elmer Fudd, 21 Aug 2007.

  1. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    How long is a piece of string / Stupid Question of the day ?

    I pulled a piece of string (:o) out my printer today, no wonder it wasn't working !
    Anyhow, for your chance to win it, how long is this 18 1/2" length of string I have in my hand ?
    DOH !! :blush:
  2. vbc

    vbc Guest

    This long.
  3. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    i believe it is 37 half inches long.
  4. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Deal, Kent
  5. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

  6. Shaun

    Shaun Founder Moderator

    Twice the length from the center to one end!! :blush::biggrin:

    ^^ It's true that is!!
  7. OP
    Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Quite correct.

    And Ditto.

    Now I'll have to cut it in half to share the prize.
    Please P.M. me your bank a/c number, sort code, card security number and expiry date I can then deduct, oooh, shall we say £15 each from your bank accounts to cover postage, packing and handling of a few pints of Guinness.
  8. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Is there a catch somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. DLB

    DLB Senior Member

    can we start a new thread please - stupid question of the day.

    At the school i work at i once asked a group of 'intelligent' 6th formers who wrote Beethoven's first symphony. When one of the girls in the group suggested "Beethoven?" the others all laughed!!!
  10. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Behind a desk
    How much are the penny toffees?
  11. OP
    Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Went into a music shop once,
    I asked "How much are your penny whistles ?"
    "8 bob" replied the shop owner !!
  12. Paulus

    Paulus Started young, and still going.


    I'll take a guess at 1 penny, but how many do you have?:blush:
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