How many bands can we form?

[Hover Fly]

My fiddle practice is having results.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My fiddle practice is having results.

Do you get internet access on remand these days?

 

[Marky-boy]

I hit things with sticks !!!!!!!!!

 

[vernon]

Uilleann pipes and low whistle but only good at slow airs.

 

[LarryDuff]

I have no musical talent at all. Does that preclude me from the band?

 

[Speicher]

Handbells and the triangle (not at the same time)

We could do a duet on the triangle then.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'll get my bongos out if you're not careful.

 

[Speicher]

 

[Andy_R]

We could do a duet on the triangle then.

ting, ting, ting; ting, ting, ting; ting,tingtingting,tingtingting,tingtingting,ting,ting. I've still got it. Oh yeah!

 

[Archie_tect]

I recognise that tune... Jingle Bells!!
Ah, no you missed a ting in the third line and added one in the fourth.

 

[Speicher]

ting, ting, ting; ting, ting, ting; ting,tingtingting,tingtingting,tingtingting,ting,ting. I've still got it. Oh yeah!

ting, ting, ting; ting, ting, ting; ting,tingtingting,tingtingting,tingtingting,ting,ting.

 

[Speicher]

Could you be one of the dancers at the front of the stage?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I have no musical talent at all. Does that preclude me from the band?

Depends on what you look like.

As for me, I sing, and play electric bass.

But musicians can be a mardy, temperamental lot and I've forsworn ever playing in a band again. Scarred by the experience I tell you, scarred.

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

Im reasonable on the Kitara

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i used to play bass. a member of my cycling club asked me to audition for his band (who, to be fair, are quite good) as they had no bass player. i made a bit of an arse and didn't really show my best (such as it is).

needless to say they're still looking, so i'm officially not even better than nothing…