How many CC forumites....

[Aperitif]

... before Unkraut steps in to explain it's actually a result of the sexual revolution...

A hermaphrolite.

 

[swee'pea99]

Is this a red light?

 

[Fnaar]

+1 feminist to comment on the passive nature of the lightbulb socket

 

[theclaud]

[quote name='swee'pea99']Is this a red light?[/QUOTE]
That reminds me. One elderly lawyer to show up and supervise the process in case the lightbulb-changers turn out to be naughty schoolgirls with big knockers. And one banned forummer in disguise complaining that you can't get near the lightbulb to change it because the whole place is over-run by Polish women and Afghani mothers with hundreds of children...

 

[Bollo]

Dellzeqq to organise a Friday Night Ride to the Lightbulb.

If dell' had his way, any vote to change the lightbulb would be defeated.

 

[slowmotion]

Two people to speculate wildly about the exact circumstances that caused the old bulb to break, plus another three to suggest seeking compensation via CTC.

 

[just jim]

Two people to speculate wildly about the exact circumstances that caused the old bulb to break, plus another three to suggest seeking compensation via CTC.

Not forgetting another 12 to accuse the bulb of being deliberately confrontational by putting itself in harms way while wearing a bulbcam.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Someone to argue that the thread is offensive to fluorescent tubes and should be locked.

 

[Kestevan]

A Bonj to point check if the lightbulb is serious

 

[philipbh]

Someone to provide the appropriate link to the Sheldon "Illuminati" Brown essay on the subject

 

[slowmotion]

Not forgetting another 12 to accuse the bulb of being deliberately confrontational by putting itself in harms way while wearing a bulbcam.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Two to argue over the merits of either an Italian lightbulb which has style and flair or a Japanese lightbulb which does the job much more efficiently.

 

[Haitch]

and 9,467 standing in the shadows watching.

 

[slowmotion]

A whole bunch telling all and sundry about their fastest bulb changing time.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

One to flounce off because they've wasted enough of their life already seeing lightbulbs getting changed the same old way day after day after day...