How many cyclists does it take to change a LED light?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by mustang1, 5 Sep 2018.

  1. mustang1

    mustang1 Veteran

    London, UK
  2. Drago

    Drago Guru


    One to hold it.
    One to change it.
    Some know it all to moan about roadies road craft, while demonstrating a spectacular lack of knowledge on the subject themselves?
    Last edited: 5 Sep 2018
  3. Slick

    Slick Veteran


    1 to do it and 5 to tell him/her they are doing it wrong.
  4. simonali

    simonali Guru

    Two. One to do the job in a perfectly safe manner and another to shout at him for not wearing a polystyrene hat.
  5. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Bayonet or Edison Screw?
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  6. One to hold the lamp and 1 to film 1 turning the bike.
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  7. lazybloke

    lazybloke Über Member

    Surrey Hills
    None, I believe all that marketing blurb - LEDs last forever
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  8. screenman

    screenman Legendary Member

    None know, they are all to right to invest in this new fangled modern stuff.
  9. Drago

    Drago Guru


    One to change it.

    One to tell you where you're going wrong.

    One to pretend to be offended over some ridiculously pathetic aspect of the job and report it to the bulb changing mods?
  10. slowmotion

    slowmotion Quite dreadful

    lost somewhere
    It certainly needs one person to hold the HSE-approved tallow candle work light.
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  11. cosmicbike

    cosmicbike Perhaps This One..... Moderator

    At least one to tell you it's a lamp. Mind you, you said light, which leaves it all too open, and will probably end in 20+ pages before being locked.
  12. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    Ceiling it'd be a light, wall it'd be a lamp.
  13. cosmicbike

    cosmicbike Perhaps This One..... Moderator

    We have wall lights, apparently. Ceiling would be a chandelier :laugh:
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  14. classic33

    classic33 Legendary Member

    You've floor lights as well as floor lamps.
    Last edited: 5 Sep 2018
  15. simonali

    simonali Guru

    :stop: I feel obligated to point out to you that mod jokes are very much frowned upon. I should know, I have the naughty points to prove it.

    NB. This is a public service announcement and should in no way be considered humorous nor sarcarstic. No laughing at the back!
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