How many cyclists does it take to change a LED light?

Well?

 

Three.

One to hold it.
One to change it.
Some know it all to moan about roadies road craft, while demonstrating a spectacular lack of knowledge on the subject themselves?

 

6?

1 to do it and 5 to tell him/her they are doing it wrong.

 

Two. One to do the job in a perfectly safe manner and another to shout at him for not wearing a polystyrene hat.

 

Bayonet or Edison Screw?

 

One to hold the lamp and 1 to film 1 turning the bike.

 

None, I believe all that marketing blurb - LEDs last forever

 

None know, they are all to right to invest in this new fangled modern stuff.

 

Three.

One to change it.

One to tell you where you're going wrong.

One to pretend to be offended over some ridiculously pathetic aspect of the job and report it to the bulb changing mods?

 

It certainly needs one person to hold the HSE-approved tallow candle work light.

 

Ceiling it'd be a light, wall it'd be a lamp.

 

You've floor lights as well as floor lamps.

 

I feel obligated to point out to you that mod jokes are very much frowned upon. I should know, I have the naughty points to prove it.

NB. This is a public service announcement and should in no way be considered humorous nor sarcarstic. No laughing at the back!