how many flushes

[biggs682]

well so far this mornings ' dirt snake ' has survived 3 large flushes !

i certainly feel better .........

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Better out than in.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Keep your scatological information to yourself.

 

[pauldavid]

Just delivered a "Tetley Bitter Snake" which disappeared in one flush.

I also feel much better for the experience.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Back when I did support work there was a lad who had a spastic bowel so only had a bowel opening when there was enough mass for gravity to 'work it out'.

His poos were so big we had a special knife we had to use to cut them up, otherwise they damaged the septic tank. He once shook one out of his trouser leg in the frozen foods aisle of sainsburys, among many other places, including the lift that takes you to the top of the Eifel Tower in Paris.

 

[Havoc6]

Keep your scatological information to yourself.

Thanks for the word of the day "scatology" yes I had to look it up

 

[smokeysmoo]

So only had a bowel opening when there was enough mass for gravity to 'work it out'..

Reminds me of the constipated engineer.......................................he worked his out with a slide rule

well so far this mornings ' dirt snake ' has survived 3 large flushes !

Too much info Sir

 

[snorri]

' has survived 3 large flushes !

You should get a bigger cistern.

 

[JtB]

Or just increase the height of the cistern above the bowl like this

 

[Poacher]

Reminds me of the constipated engineer.......................................he worked his out with a slide rule

..............or the constipated mathematician who worked it out with logs.

 

[smokeysmoo]

..............or the constipated mathematician who worked it out with logs.

I always thought the constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil

or, the constipated accountant...................................he couldn't budget

or the constipated composer.....................................he couldn't finish his last movement

 

[vernon]

Or the constipated crytpic crossword fan - he couldn't work it out.

 

[avalon]

Rather than risk blocking the pipes why don't you do it in a plastic bag and put it in the bin.

 

[smokeysmoo]

Good morning incontinence helpline................................can you hold please?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Rather than risk blocking the pipes why don't you do it in a plastic bag and put it in the bin.

Or throw it in a bush, there seems to be a lot of that in these parts.