How many of us ladies wear thongs

[Lisa21]

Or.............OR.................. the "does Cheryl Cole go for men in crocodile thong poll" thread.

 

[Jane Smart]

Ladies, ladies.

[gathers them for a group grope hug]

To be fair, the other thong thread was for men, so in the spirit of democracy, the ladies ought to have one too?

N'est pa?


Age should not be a barrier, besides, if Jane likes them, Jane should wear them.

Not that Jane is old.....or shouldn't wear them....[looks round for shovel]

Want to borrow my shovel, I get myself in enough dung to need one too

 

[ComedyPilot]

Want to borrow my shovel, I get myself in enough dung to need one too

Sometimes a trowel would do, this time a JCB might be more appropriate?

 

[Arch]

I'm afraid all my pants are sensible M and S types, except the novelty primark pair with the little cartoon cows on and 'silly moo' woven into the waistband....

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm afraid all my pants are sensible M and S types, except the novelty primark pair with the little cartoon cows on and 'silly moo' woven into the waistband....

They are but mere wrapping paper, Arch.

T'is what treasures lurk 'neath the cloth that cause a man's ardour to 'arden.



[If you look in an encyclopaedia under the heading, 'Sailing close to the wind', there'll be a picture of me at the helm of the ship 'SS Lounge Lizard']

 

[Lisa21]

Should have been a shark, not a crocodile...................

 

[Speicher]

Should resist but cannot

CP, you certainly have the right helmet!
















I am, of course, looking at his avatar.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Should resist but cannot

CP, you certainly have the right helmet!
















I am, of course, looking at his avatar.

Oh, look at you, little Miss 'Butter-wouldn't-melt'

Whistling away all innocent-like.

The gloves are now OFF

[feigning bravado in the hope it fends Speicher off for a while - alas I do believe she has smelt blood in the water and the game is up]

 

[darkstar]

A thing on a woman can be the best thing or the worst equally, there is nothing worse than a older, larger lady bending over and showing you her thong tbh.

 

[Wheezy Rider]

Should it not be gentle (or genital) floss?

 

[ComedyPilot]

A thing on a woman can be the best thing or the worst equally, there is nothing worse than a older, larger lady bending over and showing you her thong tbh.

Or

a) being caught looking

or

looking and admitting it in text on the www.

 

[darkstar]

Or

a) being caught looking

or

looking and admitting it in text on the www.

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Haha, it's unavoidable when it's right in your face

 

[Lisa21]

Haha, it's unavoidable when it's right in your face

Lend him your JCB CP - hes getting in deeper...............

 

[darkstar]

Lend him your JCB CP - hes getting in deeper...............

You know what i mean!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Haha, it's unavoidable when it's right in your face

A gentleman would avert his lecherous gaze to spare the maiden her blushes.



[jeez, what HAVE I been drinking?]