The people with ear phones and those deeply engrossed in their phones - you're on feckin' walk - are the worst as nothing alerts them. All one can do is ride by as wide and quickly as possible.
Then we have elderly couples and families with small children. A moving hazard. Two possibilities here:
The couple split one going to left verge, the other right. Then at the last moment one will have a change of mind and cross to the opposite side.........when I'm about five yards away.
I'm waiting for the glorious day when both change their minds simultaneously and meet in the middle.......sprawling on the ground.
Families with small children. Ah ha! Generally the kids are excellent, jump to one side and stand still. Then Mummy calls "come here Genevieve" now poor Genevieve is expected to cross the path as a gravel rider bears down on her. Often they get halfway, hesitate, change their mind and move back to where they were just as I've adjusted my direction to the same side.
One learns to anticipate........
I also see a rare but not rae enough , extra typoeof couple
normally an older man and woman
they are generally first seen walking along the middle of the path
they do not react in any way to a bell - despite of not wearing headphone or hearing aids
and happily talking to each otehr quietly - so not deaf
they often also do NOT react to a second bell ring
then you saay "excuse me"
AND SUDDENLY THE WOMAN REACTS
she dives for her husband's arm in TERROR and grabs hold
he generally guides her off the path to safety as you
scream past at 90mph pass slowly at 3 mph
I don;t see them very ofetn and they don;t all go all the way
but there was one a year or so ago that actually SCREAMED "Oh My GOD!!!!!!!!"
as I passed on the grass with a clearance of about 10 yards!!
I always imagine that type telling the whole of "her group" at the Church Ladies committee about the terrible aggressive young man who tore past them with no warning wearing black and with a mask
when it was just this old fat bloke wearing hi-vis and going just over walking speed
still