How physically fit must these guys be?

[Racing roadkill]

I'd watch out if you come across any of these 'black' morris dancers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fniZzaViEZc

Borders Morris men. They traditionally blacked up, so they could skive off work at 'mill, and the boss couldn't recognise them.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Whose Autobiography was it that was called " you should try everything once except Morris Dancing and Incest"?

Shouldn't be included in the same sentence - one of those is a really bad thing.................................