How to cook perfect porridge

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derrick

The Glue that binds us together.
3 mins in microwave, chop up banana add sugar eat, get on your bike and ride.:thumbsup:
 

RedRider

Pulling through
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£1, just add water. Guilty as charged
 
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ayceejay

ayceejay

Guru
Location
Rural Quebec
See, this is what bugs me - is it porridge or porage do you nuke it for two and a half minutes or three or bake it for 25 minutes? Which method is best for hill climbing? I am thinking that this is not a very exact science.
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
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See, this is what bugs me - is it porridge or porage do you nuke it for two and a half minutes or three or bake it for 25 minutes? Which method is best for hill climbing? I am thinking that this is not a very exact science.
I usually spell it "porridge" but the Scott's box in the cupboard has "Porage" on it. Who am I to disagree with them, even if it is a temporary abberation?

Edit: here it is....
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
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£1, just add water. Guilty as charged
No thanks - Co-op Simply Value porridge oats today, 79p for a kilogram bag!
 

vickster

Squire
Quaker oats, 4 mins in microwave in a big bowl, mix skimmed milk and water...no better at climbing hills but I can't hold the porridge responsible for that :whistle:

Value brands too husky for me!
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
It's either spelling. Porage doesn't always rhyme with garage but it does with forage. And it sounds like porridge.

Meanwhile, I'm always finding new things to put into it. As dessicated coconut works so well, I'm going to try to remember to buy some coconut milk to continue my porage studies. Perfect porridge is when it's exactly how you like it, by the way.
 

Radchenister

Veteran
Location
Avon
My oats are the finest that Aldi can offer, they come in a flour style bag - a minimalist's dream, marked 'everyday essentials', this is perhaps an ironic metaphor for the underlying complexity of the refinement process that went into producing them and delivering them to me, I always offer them folding notes in large denominations every time I buy them but they insist on only charging me 75p.

https://www.aldi.co.uk/en/product-r...tials/ps/p/everyday-essentials-porridge-oats/

... and if you think I'm joking, give them a try - they really are good ... of course, you need to know how to cook them ;) ...
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
My oats are the finest that Aldi can offer, they come in a flour style bag - a minimalist's dream, marked 'everyday essentials', this is perhaps an ironic metaphor for the underlying complexity of the refinement process that went into producing them and delivering them to me, I always offer them folding notes in large denominations every time I buy them but they insist on only charging me 75p.

https://www.aldi.co.uk/en/product-r...tials/ps/p/everyday-essentials-porridge-oats/

... and if you think I'm joking, give them a try - they really are good ... of course, you need to know how to cook them ;) ...
75p is too measly for Muesli. (I'm only posting that because it's fun to say.)
 

Octet

Veteran
Don't shoot my down with fire, but Ready Brek is just quick, simple and tastes good in my view.

One sachet, fill just over the marked line with milk (I like it runny) and then sprinkle sugar on top. Bish, bash, bosh and it's ready in two minutes at half the price of one of those instant cups of porridge.
 
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