AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Because I am a mungbean, I bought the biggest christmas tree I could find, not realising the terrible consequences.
Wouldn't fit in the car, had to saw the stump down to make it fit in the stand, we have two cats and a toddler, I had to chop a bit off the top to make it fit in the house, can't close the makeshift curtains without giving the thing a hug.
I could go on.
The beast needs removed at the weekend and I'm seeking the collectives advice on how to best do this.
Help me.
Wouldn't fit in the car, had to saw the stump down to make it fit in the stand, we have two cats and a toddler, I had to chop a bit off the top to make it fit in the house, can't close the makeshift curtains without giving the thing a hug.
I could go on.
The beast needs removed at the weekend and I'm seeking the collectives advice on how to best do this.
Help me.