How to insult a nation in 6 words

[Rhythm Thief]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/scotland-wakes-up-covered-in-piss-again-201001182386/

 

[Piemaster]

so you're a gay seaman?

Very happy thanks

Are there still some wet ships around?

This one is dry . Random drug / alcohol tests too.

 

[Canrider]

I wonder, would sales of whisky to tourists skew the data all that much?