Ok I just took delivery of three Bandanas , a Union jack, a Pirate red and a pirate black...these are part of my master plan to look cooler by the second and conquer the universe...anyway...how the hell do I wear these things ?? Is there a trick? They just keep falling off, or make me look like I am wearing a bishops hat or something...please help me avoid fashion suicide. Ta. Nob'ed from Essex.