Huge hole opens up in the middle of the M1....

[swee'pea99]

Police arrested a man who had broken into a desserts factory and fallen into a vat. Police said a man was taken in custardy.

 

[Sharky]

Well?

 

[Leaway2]

This thread should be merged with the "heard any good jokes lately".........well maybe not.

 

[Cubist]

An undercover operation has been launched in a naturist colony after several incidents involving a man armed with a bacon slicer. A police spokesman said that one officer has had a tip off, but is likely to make a full recovery.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

police are reporting that a fire at the Inland Revenue was put out before any serious good was done.

 

[Cheddar George]

So it's goodnight from me and goodnight from him ....... goodnight !

 

[Archie_tect]

A series of repeat burglaries from Dog Shelters across London has Police baffled- they are awaiting lab reports.

 

[accountantpete]

A man walks into the bar with some tarmac from the M1 and asks for "a pint please and one for the road"

 

[Markymark]

A lorry carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed on the M1 yesterday, shedding its load across the carriageway.
Onlookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, shocked, flabbergasted, startled, speechless and amazed.

 

[pawl]

A large keg of beer fell from the back of a brewery lorry crushing a mini car. No injuries were reported as the keg only contained light ale.

 

[Drago]

During an audacious burglary at the Sandford Police Station 3 toilet bowls and a box of Andrex have been stolen. According sources, detectives have nothing to go on.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

During an audacious burglary at the Sandford Police Station 3 toilet bowls and a box of Andrex have been stolen. According sources, detectives have nothing to go on.

No 2 so to speak.

 

[Aperitif]

No 2 so to speak.

Chain's slack, and you're round the bend.

 

[Tin Pot]

Argh...no more shtick I can't take it!

 

[Archie_tect]

A lorry suspected of having faulty brakes crashed this afternoon shedding it's entire load of 32000 tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti on the M6, Police are refusing to read anything in it but did say it it spelt disaster for the holiday traffic.