Hurt a child today

[on the road]

Luckily I was able to buy her forgiveness with a fiver...

Bribery

 

[HLaB]

I hurt a child today, when I wouldn't pick him up, somehow I don't think a fiver would have consoled him, they don't taste good ;-)

 

[Arch]

Oh, Mickle, Mickle...

When I worked for Jim, he had the idea of buying one of those sets of trampolines that fold out from a van to take to roadshows. We sent him off to google 'trampoline' and 'health and safety', and he never mentioned it again....