I always hated [x] because...

[TVC]

Hitler - because he killed millions of people.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Mushrooms, because they are squidgy.

I've always felt sorry for them because they are kept in the dark and fed a load of bulls**t

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I hated skool 'cause they learned me nuffink.

 

[cookiemonster]

I hate people who whistle. They always whistle the same part of the same tune over and over again. I never seem to have an Uzi 9mm when that happens.

Christians who congregate in shopping centres and shout at people through microphones at how awesome Jesus is. I never seem to have a lion around when I need one.

 

[PaulB]

Hitler - because he killed millions of people.

People forget that he virtually eliminated dandruff. He never gets the credit he deserves for that. Had he been successful, we may now be unaware that split ends ever existed. And I think he had plans to launch the first ever dental floss. So he does have some stuff in the credit column.

 

[ianrauk]

Michael Macdonald - He ruined the Doobie Brothers.

 

[TVC]

People forget that he virtually eliminated dandruff. He never gets the credit he deserves for that. Had he been successful, we may now be unaware that split ends ever existed. And I think he had plans to launch the first ever dental floss. So he does have some stuff in the credit column.

Are you sure you're not confusing Hitler with Head & Shoulders? Easily done I know, after a particularly embarrassing moment I had in Boots.

 

[mark st1]

and Berkshire has such a wealth good football clubs LOL

Lol that makes no sense at all however point taken ive seen Maidenhead Utd play that was 90 minutes of my life i would like back !

 

[rich p]

I always hated going to cubs because all the other boys were better at everything than me

Probably true Mossy but you're a world class boozer now and those chumps are still on white wine spritzers.

 

[NotthatJasonKenny]

I always hated Bruce Forsyth because he's Bruce Forsyth.

 

[Kestevan]

Other People.

Just because.,........

 

[MossCommuter]

Probably true Mossy but you're a world class boozer now and those chumps are still on white wine spritzers.

Thanks Rich

You always say the nicest things

 

[Accy cyclist]

Horse racing because if they couldn't gamble on the outcome no one would give a toss about seeing smelly horses run from A to B!

 

[Silver Fox]

Izal toilet paper because of its lack of kindness.

 

[swee'pea99]

Golden Delicious apples. Absolutely ubiquitous when I was younger, though they were neither.